Jerga

Spanish slang, idioms and jokes

The Spanish that textbooks leave out: street words by country, how people text, idioms that make no sense word for word, and jokes that only work in Spanish.

A taste

¿Qué onda?

What's up? How's it going?

¿Qué onda, Luis? ¿Cómo te fue en el examen?

What's up, Luis? How did the exam go?

güey / weyFriends only

dude, buddy. Also «tonto» if said with anger

No manches, güey, ya son las diez.

No way, dude, it's already ten.

¡No manches!

No way! You're kidding!

¿Te ganaste la lotería? ¡No manches!

You won the lottery? No way!

guay

cool

La fiesta de ayer fue muy guay.

Yesterday's party was really cool.

tío / tía

guy, girl; mate. Also uncle and aunt

Tía, no te lo vas a creer.

Girl, you're not going to believe this.

che

hey; to get someone's attention

Che, ¿vamos a tomar un café?

Hey, shall we go for a coffee?